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FRENCH TOAST

1 slice of bread (brown is tastier), 1 toaster.

Place bread in toaster and select the toast function on the toaster then toast. Make sure you live in France.

#31 January 2006 | Comments (6)


E.Y.O.E PRESENTS KING CREOSOTE

Saturday 4th February 2006

Vashti Bunyan, Burt Jansch, Mike Heron, Amen, and the very cool King Creosote play at Barbican Hall, Silk Street, London EC2Y 8D5.

www.barbican.org.uk

www.eatyourownears.com

#30 January 2006 | Comments (1)


BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

Mark_oaten Simon_hughes

#28 January 2006 | Comments (0)


TOPICAL INFECTION

George Galloway wanted to make young people think more about politics; I am young and I now think about politics more than I ever have before. I am glad I moved from "Bethers" and he is no longer my MP. It is strange that aggressive people always seem to reach positions of authority.

#27 January 2006 | Comments (4)


CLAPTON POND

A massive dirty puddle, strewn with carrier bags.

I saw a swan swimming in this on Tuesday.

#20 January 2006 | Comments (7)


CREATE YOUR OWN FRENCH RIOT

Joyeux nouvel an a tous les lecteurs, musicos, tete hocheurs et auteurs.

This idea appeared in Charlie Hebdo (the French version of Private Eye, only ten times stronger):

In order to appease the restless youths who burned a record 45,000 cars in France last year (28,000 in 2002), Charlie decided to put a stencil of a red Benz a la NTM in the paper for the bad boys to cut out, assemble (which detachable badge) and proceed to flambee!

Continue reading...

#18 January 2006 | Comments (1)


GNARLS BARKLEY

Apologies if am late on this but just heard this unbelievable tune by Gnarls Barkley, who are Danger Mouse and Cee-Lo Green - big!!!

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy.mp3

#17 January 2006 | Comments (5)


HEY HEY MY MY

Concrete and Clay debut MP3 from Hey Hey My My, refreshingly French indie folk, by two guys named Juliens...

hey_hey_my_my_-_too_much_space.mp3
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#16 January 2006 | Comments (4)


KEN'S CLAPTON SURVIVAL GUIDE I

Tip #1: When purchasing beer from any of the local liquor stores, be sure to bring an old newspaper with you. That way, when the clerk hands you your nectar in one of those see-through plastic bags, you can conceal its contents by cleverly wrapping up your paper around them. This will spare you the heckles from the winos and street urchins.

Tip #2: Avoid carrying change or distribute it evenly between all your pockets. Keys can be wrapped up in an old sock. This muffles the jingle-jangle.

#16 January 2006 | Comments (2)


12BIT

No Parking

dj_drinks_-_mono_series_v.mp3
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#12 January 2006 | Comments (0)